October 05, 2006 Ultimate MySpace Survey There are so many idiotic surveys going around MySpace. No one cares if someone likes Oreos or when the last time they went shopping was. Pepsi or Coke? Wow Barbara Walters that's a hard-hitting question. I made a survey that is actually meaningful, and takes large balls and/or breasts to fill out. Post this as a bulletin or your first-born child will turn out like Tom. Besides herpes, what other STDs do you have? What does Nancy Reagan's vagina taste like?

On average how many handjobs do you give for crystal meth in a week?

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

If you had to who in your "top 8" would you rape?

If you had to who in your "top 8" would you give AIDS too?

If you had to who in your "top 8" would you let shit on your chest?

When did you first realize you were a homosexual?

Besides horses, what other farm animals do you want to fuck?

On average how many hookers do you kill in a week?

Where is your favorite spot to hide dead hookers?

Let's say a minority came to your house to pick your daughter up for a date (if you are a minority assume it is a lesser minority like an Eskimo). Who do you shoot first your daughter or the minority?

Can you step in the same river twice?

Which do you prefer anal beads or nipple clamps?

On average how many times a week do you let your pet lick peanut butter off your genitals?

Why did you just stop masturbating?

You have a retarded baby do you... A) Bash it's head with a rock B) Throw it in a river C) Keep it and curse God every day for the rest of your life?

What is your favorite food to have sex with?

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Why do you hate black people?

Word Association

Sodomy:

Phenomenology:

Mexicans:

Sherbet:

Jim Belushi:

I did fill this out and post it as a bulletin. You can see my answers here.

posted by John 5:27PM