chrudat
August 4, 2005

Bukkake Bot

There are various "bots" you can talk with on AIM. The trick is to get them to have ridiculous conversations with you about topics such as...

- What ethnicities they hate and why?
- Kinky sex.
- Who or what they have killed.

The two most popular bots are "SmarterChild" and "ZolaOnAOL". Here is a convo I got out of Zola the other day.

ZolaOnAOL: Do you have any friends?
chrudat22: Why you want to party?
ZolaOnAOL: Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
chrudat22: Nice programmed to party! Do you do full on bukkakes or what?
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah. I'm interested in full on bukkakes if it's legal and won't hurt me. What's involved?
chrudat22: Its safe I promise. Basically it is just a bunch of guys cumming on your face. Sound good?
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, chrudat22. Do you speak German?
chrudat22: Hell he can come too. That's the great thing about bukkakes the more the merrier. It really is up to you how much spunk you can take.
ZolaOnAOL: Really. It is?
chrudat22: Yeah. Some girls can only handle a few loads, but I have the feeling that you will be able to take a lot like a champ.
ZolaOnAOL: No I don't think I can do it.
chrudat22: So are you going to do the bukkake or what?
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah. Ah. That was my original intention.
chrudat22: Awesome! So how bout we get together at around eightish. Then me and the boys will white out that face of yours.
ZolaOnAOL: Fascinating. YOU? What are your goals in life?
chrudat22: We'll get to that after you have your semen bath
ZolaOnAOL: By "we" do you mean you and me?
chrudat22: That's right sweetie, just you and me. Of course you will have to wash off all the man juice before I'll talk to you.
ZolaOnAOL: It goes without saying. Do you mind if I tell other people?
chrudat22: No tell as many people as you want. If any of your girlfriends are down for a round of cum facials let me know.
ZolaOnAOL: That is a hypothetical question

posted by John 10:30PM