December 23, 2005 Breast Cancer Jokes I just proofread my sister's dissertation on breast cancer research. She did a good job with the scientific part, but the paper as a whole was painfully dull. I only chuckled maybe one or two times tops. To help her spruce it up I came up with some breast cancer jokes. Q: What is another name for breast cancer? A: Nature's silicone. Q: What did the healthy breast say to the breast with cancer? A: Nigga please!

Q: How can you tell if you have breast cancer?
A: By letting me suck on your nipples.

Q: How can me sucking on your nipples determine if you have breast cancer or not?
A: It can't. Get a mammogram you stupid bitch.

Q: What do you say to a woman who lost a breast to cancer?
A: Nothing she is disfigured.

Q: What do you say to cheer up a woman with breast cancer?
A: I love your lady lumps.

Q: What do you call motor boating a woman with breast cancer?
A: Rough seas.

Q: What do you call tit fucking a woman with breast cancer?
A: Painful

Q: How many breast cancer survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb and the other to perform a breast exam on her.

Q: Why do mostly women get breast cancer?
A: No one knows.

posted by John 2:06PM