Birthday Fuck Fest

Today is my birthday and I had planned to celebrate by holding a birthday fuck fest. But due to circumstances outside of my control (not a girlfriend btw) I must hold off on it. It would have been quite the adventure to be sure. I do not want to get into the details because I am not doing it, and will probably have to wait until next year. It was a damn good idea though.

Instead I have a little story.

I was playing tennis at my parent's club tennis courts. This is a pretty upscale place. They have a shit load of rules on etiquette, like you must have on a collard shirt ect. Anyway, on the court behind me is a family consisting of a father, mother, little girl (approx 8) and little boy (approx 12). They are playing doubles.

The father is 300+ lbs and obviously one of God's "chosen people". He is not wearing a shirt, and his fupa is flapping around as he waddles around the court. Adding to his offenses to decency, he is shouting constantly in his nauseating New York accent. This is the shit he was yelling and he was dead serious and borderline furious.