Archive August 2006
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August 12, 2006
Penis Pill Pushas
If you check out the caption contest with any regularity you will undoubtedly notice that some people repeatedly post something along the lines of "Nice site! Click here to buy penis pills cheap!". Well I receive hundreds of similar messages by email everyday. Too these people I would just like to say, "THANK YOU!"
Your passionate concern for my penis's well being (though completely unnecessary) warms my heart. Not only did you take the time to express your concern about my possible impotency, but you were also considerate enough to seek out the best deal on bootlegged pharmaceuticals. You are truly saints among men.
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A lesser man would be offended by having their virility continuously called into question, but I know you have my best interests in mind. Besides all guys in there early twenties should be taking impotency medication. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, right?
Furthermore, it was incredibly astute of you to notice that I am the type of person who would take medical advice from anonymous Internet authorities, and then have a brazen disregard for safety when it comes to purchasing prescription drugs. Kudos for pegging me as no brains and all cock and balls. Even if that cock is hopelessly limp.
posted by John 6:04PM
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