I ah....I dont really know how to say this but, Im a gay man. I've been gay most of my life but no one knows, not even my parents or closest friends. I having trouble expressing my feelings and would really like some advice as how i can over come my fears. I also like spending my spare time at the local swimming pool admiring the young boys as they gracefully glide through the water, i was wondering if this is sick or perverted of me to be doing such things. Sometimes i will release myself in the pool and watch the young chaps swim through my excrement, this is quite a turn on and i would like to know if i should stop this sort of behavior. Please reply im looking forward to your advice.

Though I am not a gay, I may still be able to help you. I think the best way to come out to your parents and friends is to have a party. Call it a "Fag Bash", no wait that has a negative connotation, how about a "Queertillion". Whatever you call it, make sure it is FABULOUS!

Now as far as you pissing on young boys in the pool goes. If I were you, I would check the pool rules to see if it is permitted. Just don't run around the pool to look at them mister.

Nigga please! When you are grindin up on a sista and you feel the boner coming on, drop down and get your eagle on. That will save you the embarrassment fo sho.

If he pays for it, it is not cheating, it is shopping.

This was sent by a guy... and yes it is normal.

No, your balls and sometimes cramping in your forearms tell you when you have masturbated too much.

Piss in her mouth, and whatever you do don't move on.

I like the way you type.... you sound smart.... He just showed up at Scores huh? Your banking involves depositing a large quantity on damp ones am I right? Everyone knows not to ask a stripper for her number so you are going to have to take the initiative. Next time he stops in for a lap dance/handjob write your number on a piece of paper smash it between your tits and drop it into his mouth. Hopefully your hoe stench will not be acting up that day.

Nigga please! You are just trying to get back at your father for not paying attention to you. So you find the whitest white boys you can, and parade those crackas in front of pops. The white girl equivalent of you is a fat girl, but you sound supa fly. Holla at cha boy.

Go on American Idol.

Have sex with me. That'll learn him.

Have sex with me. That'll learn him.

I cannot believe you are actually stupid enough to think that he "pretend" dumped you. You mean he dumped you and then changed his mind when the hotter girl he thought he could get turned him down. Don't give me that "feelings" bullshit, you messed around with some guy and you want to keep doing it. Well go ahead it seems like you sufficiently morally justified it to yourself anyway.

Pacify her with candy, then cum on her feet.

Be a gentleman and fuck her when she is on her period to even things out.

They're awesome as long as the guy is white. Haha just kidding, if she is fat the girl can be white too.

Ok listen closely this has to be handled just right. First, shit on his car. Ideally it should be something solid, you want to keep this classy. Then stick a used tampon in the exhaust pipe. Now the tampon does not have to be yours, but it is vital that it is used. Next, strip naked and perform the opening dance sequence to NSYNC's "Bye Bye Bye". Finally, murder any children he may have and set his house on fire.

Dude u r totilly rite deez girls r on crack and shit. Ever girl i meat iz covered in seamon, has tracks all ova her arms, and iz chuggin Jack Danials. Its like were da nice girls for us guys u no?

Get a job you fucking hippie. Also, do some manly drugs you little pussy like crack, black tar heroin, or O-dogg.

This question honestly perplexed me. I did not know what the fuck you were talking about. I considered the possibility of you being a huge black guy fucking an Asian midget. I finally concluded that you are fucking a post op tranny, in which case you are a faggot. You need to find Jesus.