All South Park. Every South Park episode. This is awesome.
Woman Asks 911 To Send 'Cutie Pie' Deputy. I guess it is true that women hit their sexual peak in their 40's. Still, this is pretty pathetic.
The Tallest Men And Women Who Have Lived On Earth. They ignore all the functional freaks like Shawn Bradley and Manute Bol. Well semi-functional anyway.
Great Moments In French History. France is the only country that could have a revolution and end up losing... Napoleon.
Victoria Beckham's Boobs Are Just Getting Bigger And Bigger. Her body is sick. I would bet anything that David Beckham has no idea what to do with it.
College Football All-Name Team. There is no funnier term for female genitalia than "cooter". I can't wait for college football to start.
Parents Support Male Enrolling in Kindergarten as Girl. This is messed up. Shame on these parents for just giving up. They should at least try to beat the fag out of this kid.
Gone To The Dogs: The Girl Who Ran With The Pack. Apparently this girl was raised by dogs... and she is retarded. Awesome!
Top 10 Most Violent Children's Games. I miss playing all of these. We also played "king of the raft" which was similar to "king of the mountain" only with the added danger of water, pool sides, and flying jump kicks. We got fucked up.
Some Funny Brides. Wacky sluts made into wacky women.
How To Spot A Jap. I learn something new everyday.
Silver Linings And A Cross Of Gold. Some people think the end of the world is upon us, and they are ecstatic. Here are excerpts from their chat rooms.
101 Strange Beliefs Of Jehovah's Witnesses. They are so silly. I love these religions with arbitrary numbers like 144,000 people in Heaven and 72 virgins awaiting martyrs.
Customer Subdues Robber With Applesauce. "The suspect shot himself in the head during the struggle, and passed out after the 66-year-old customer administered four blows to the head with the Mott's applesauce." Sounds like a new ad campaign for Mott's.
London To Stage The UK�s First �Masturbate-A-Thon�. The only charity fundraiser I'd participate in.
Lance Bass: I'm Gay. This should not surprise anyone because 1) His name is "Lance", which is the gayest name 2) He likes to sing and dance to pop music. God bless People for sneaking this into the article "Southern Baptist-reared Bass".
Requiem For A Rookie Card. I spent thousands of dollars on them and now they are practically worthless. At least the gum was good... wait.
2006 San Diego Comic Con Photo Album. There must be thousands of virgins at this thing. It is a terrorists wet dream!
How To Use Google To Get A Girl And Get Laid. Websites are the ultimate aphrodisiac. I get more pussy than I have dick for.
This Is A "STUPID" Tattoo. The fact that he looks so pleased with himself really makes this funnier.
