Coco Arquette Is Helpful. Courtney Cox gets her top pulled down by her son. Serves her right for naming him after a monkey.
Man Calls 911 To Report 'Being Cut In Two'. Someday soon he will be doing Miller commercials with Burt Reynolds.
Red, White and Blue-balled. Hot girls wearing freedom loving American bikinis.
Japanese Sex Engineers Invent New Vibrating Condom. What a stupid invention. Why the fuck are they trying to make condoms more pleasurable for women? We are the ones who suffer.
ADHD Drug Abused By College Students To Study, Party. Maybe I am missing something but this article reads like an advertisement for Adderall. Awesome.
The American Tourist's World Cup Phrasebook. USA! USA! USA!
Rupert Murdock's MySpace. I don't care what you commies say, he is way cooler than Tom.
New Training School In Japan. Their work ethic is admirable. This class must be grueling.
The Rise And Fall Of The Hit. Great article explaining how pop culture has fundamentally changed forever because of technology.
Fitzpatrick Attempts To Overthrow SG In Bloody Coup. I'd support him. He cannot be any worse than those asshat frat boys that want to run SG. Go Gators!