Wine-tasting For Complete Lunatics. The best wine review ever.
Is Your MySpace Ugly? (yes, it is). Most people's MySpace pages are just huge cluster fucks. It really is reflective of the mess that is their lives.
Scientology Nearly Ready To Unveil Super Power. That is right people keep worshiping your "savior". I have to go try out my new x-ray vision.
Cornell Researchers Build A Robot That Can Reproduce. You bastards have no idea what you have done. Never trust a machine. I'd smash my computer right now if I caught it looking at me wrong.
Man With Prosthetic Legs, Deaf Man Brawl. I would pay any amount of money to have been in that car.
Motivator: Inspire! Motivate! Mock! If you don't know what to do with this you are a terrible person.
I Am A Genius, You Are Not. A new article from Maddox.
Scarlett Johansson Naked Refusal. Who the fuck does she think she is? There really should be a massive boycott of her work. She'll be spread eagle on the cover of Cum Sluts Quarterly by the time we are done with her.
Lindsay Lohan Wants More Tits and Ass. Well she finally got her head on straight. Though this may be a by-product of her well documented love for big black penis.
Nigga Know Technology. "The realest technology, from the realest niggas". Hilarious.
World Mustache Championship 2006. They look so damn distinguished.
German Cannibal Tells Of Fantasy. I wonder if they are gonna call Craig from craigslist.com to testify.
The Famous Sibling. They are almost always far more talented than their more famous sibling. Just look at Eric Roberts, Stephen Baldwin, and Jamie Lynn Spears.
Asst. Principal Accused Of Telling Student To Videotape Sex. This is what you get for caring too much.
Man Charged In Dildo Assault. I bet you it was big and black.
Sad Pervert. It took me a second to realize what he was doing. It is gonna take me much longer to forget.
Man Denied Mother's Day Tote Bag Sues MLB Team. I salute you sir. You truly are a civil rights hero. Next lets bring down those "ladies night" specials and "periods" we have been so unjustly denied.
Japanese People Are Perverts. Hmm maybe they are just forward thinking freedom lovers... nah they are filthy pedophiles.
So Now Who's The Hottest Simpson?. It is still Jessica. Though Ashlee does look good without that beak.
Playmate Of The Year Was A Disney Princess. You've come a long way baby I am proud of ya.
