See Me Rot. This is disturbing. Disturbingly hot! *High Five!*
The Top 10 Movies Of The Summer. The reviewer actually thinks people want to see "Snakes On A Plane" because they think it is going to be good. Oh mainstream media how little you understand.
Wedding Pictures. I always cry at weddings. This one is no exception.
50 Worst Things To Happen To Music. This is actually a good list.
The Official God FAQ. Everything you ever needed to know about God!
America's Most Whipped Athletes. Doug and Jackie Christie really are something special.
Failed And Unaired Punk'd. Wow I wonder what they did to David Spade. It must have been real bad for him to refuse to let them release it.
Top 10 Greatest Hoaxes Of All Time. No TomKat?
Save The Internet. I am pretty sure AT&T would support my site.
Bill Would Make Sale Of Sex Toys Illegal In South Carolina. This is smart. Get all your women sexually frustrated. They will be more likely to put out.
Top Ten Strip Clubs In The World. These places are over-rated. None of them will let you fling potato salad at the dancers. What is the point of even going?
Top 10 Rock Myths. I think that Super Bowl halftime performance proved that Mic Jager is a gay.
Police Release Sketch of Rape Suspect. Holy fuck! They better be able to find this guy. They should start by checking the dark damp areas of town.
Stubby. The greatest dog war hero.
Furby Cologne. I never wear cologne, but if I did...
