Sex Syndrome 'Needs More Research'. I have found my life's purpose. I will dedicate my life to treating these poor women.
Rockapella's MySpace. Do it Rockapella! I bet they got loads of tang in their day. The drink tang that is. Mmmm that shit was good.
Wild Dolphin Adventures. Naked girls and dolphins. Don't get these dolphins started. They will lay some pipe on these bitches.
10 Science Stuff You Got Wrong At School. Fuck you nerd! I'll cut ya.
Tournament Challenge By The Numbers. I have UF winning it all. I am so glad all the dickless losers who had number one seeds going all the way have no shot at winning any pool.
Bonus Video. In honor of UF reaching the Final Four here is Matt Bonner winning a slam dunk contest.
The Alphabet Of Manliness. Maddox wrote a book! This book is so manly it is gonna give Oprah a hard-on.
Adam Morrison�s Five Stages of Grief. I like the guy but he shouldn't have cried during the game.
Latest MySpace.com Deaths. The latest guy killed his mother and an escort. He looks like such a douche. He is going to be the lowest form of prison bitch.
Vaginoplasty. This is fascinating, gross, and dare I say hot, all at the same time.
Pedophilic Promo Has Manga Maniacs Panting For Pre-Schooler Panties. Umm yeah this is in Japan obviously.
Cidney's Profile Manager. Holy shit this guy is insane. This girl is in a world of trouble.
Medal Of Honor Recipient David Bleak Dies. This guy was a major badass. He killed 2 guys in hand to hand combat and one with a knife. Granted they were Asians, but still.
Shock Absorber. Choose the FF+G cup size and extreme activity then watch those boobies bounce.
Top Ten Surprisingly Not-Yet-Dead Celebrities. I'm bettin Gerald Ford drops first.
Sharon Stone: Teens Should Give More Oral Sex. Who said celebrities don't make good role models?
Screwing Other People's Photography. A nice "that guy" collection.
Busty Belchers. Big breasted bitches burping. Brilliant!
School's 'Holocaust' Experiment Upsets Parents. WTF was this school thinking! You have to round them up you can't let them roam around drinking from water fountains.
Medal Of Honor Winner Jose M. Lopez Dies At 94. Another badass Medal Of Honor winner. Though him killing "at least 100 of the enemy" is probably an exaggeration.
Michael Jackson Prank. I would think the first thing you would do is find someone that actually looks like Michael Jackson, and then not confess to fraud on the Internet. Other than that great prank fellas!