International Penis Sizes. Somebody is knocking down the good old US of A's average. Yeah I am looking at you Chang.
World Series Of Beer Pong Champion. What an accomplishment. I would have a T-shirt made if I were them.
Weishampel Exchange. What will these Homos think of next?!?
7% Of Americans Drink On The Job. I was in that 7%, but then I stopped working. You can not get any serious drinking done with old man Jones breathen down your neck.
Facebook Prank On Police. They should sue the fucking nerdy campus police for harassment.
The Most Popular Myths In Science. Wait so water doesn't drain backwards in the Southern Hemisphere?
Hot Sex Treats Common Cold. Duh.
The King And Brooke Burke Dating. They make a cute couple.
Tribadism. Want to come back to my place for some wine and tribbing?
Electric Egg Scrambler. I wonder if this really works. I wonder what a hard boiled egg would be like if it was scrambled. I wonder what it would be like to have 20 bucks to blow on products I see online.