November 22, 2006

What's Your Type?

Girl: "So what's your type?"
Me: "I like animals and special needs children."
Girl: "That's weird."
Me: "Not really they have many similarities. They both shit where they please, munch grass, and can be lured into sexual acts with peanut butter."
Girl: "That's not what I meant sicko!"

posted by John 1:00PM