September 15, 2005
At the gym today I had a shocking revelation. While I am doing a set and struggling to get the last repetition completed, I say to myself "Come on baby". I have probably been saying it to myself for years, but it just hit me today how absurd it is. I refer to myself as "baby" while performing physical activities; I guess I am going to have to live with that.
Living in South Florida I hear a whole lot of stupid every day. I am pretty much immune to it. For instance, a girl talked to me for 5 minutes about how much she likes the color pink. I know what you are thinking "why didn't you just punch her in the throat". Well I do not hit girls, and I am completely desensitized to stupid whore talk.
In fact you have to be able to speak fluent whore and a little Spanish just to get around in South Florida.
Hahahaha just kidding my So Fla chica. Holla! Get your eagle on! I wish my girlfriend was hot like you. A ella le gusta la gasolina! Como le encanta la gasolina!