March 31, 2005
RIP Mitch Hedberg
A great comedian died today. And no I am not talking about Terri Schiavo (though she was pretty funny also). I'm talking about Mitch Hedberg. I like my comedy like I like my cocaine. Supplied to me by a hippie, in one-liners.
Sorry to see Mitch Hedberg go. Here are some quotes from his act.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.
It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.