February, 17 2005

Putting Myself Out There

Nothing much exciting is happening right now, so I have to sort of force a blog entry. Hopefully I will get back off the wagon, or on the wagon, depending upon which wagon you are referring to.
I received one of those chain letter emails. It said to fill out this questionnaire, and send it along. I was bored so I obeyed. I was a bit of a rascal with some of my responses. I am incorrigible.

1. What time is it? 12:01AM
2. Name as it appears on a birth certificate: John Testes McGillicutty
3. Piercings: Tons cause I am such a unique and complex person. I express myself through my body modifications. I have huge holes in my ears and my dick is pierced. I really want to get back at my parents, and I am too scared to go gay.
4. What is the most recent movie you've seen in the theater? Team America: World Police
5. Eye color: Bobby Brown
6. Place of birth: Cambridge, Ma
7. Favorite foods: Kosher foods, I only trust Jews.
8. Ever been to Africa? No, but I do have AIDS.
9. Ever been toilet papering: Yes
10. Love someone so much it made you cry: hahahaha wait wait..... hahahah
11. Been in a car accident: Yep
12. Croutons or bacon bits: What the fuck this is retarded.
13. Favorite day of the week: Are you fucking kidding me?
14. Favorite restaurant: Melting Pot
15. Favorite flower? Vaginas
16. Favorite sport to watch? Competitive eating, Kobayashi!!!
18. Favorite Drink? Alcohol. What happened to 17?
19. Favorite ice cream: I don't fuckin know... chocolate I guess.
20. Disney or Warner Brothers: Disney, WB movies make my preteen dates squirm around too much.
21. Favorite fast food restaurant: Firehouse Subs and Chipotle
22. What color is your bedroom carpet? Grey
23. How many times did you fail your driver's test? 0
24. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail: Some helpful chap who was concerned that my penis size was not satisfying my lover.
25. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Orange Julius
26. What do you do most often when you are bored? Masturbate to chain letter emails.
27. Bedtime: 4:00AM Eastern Time
28. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest? Dean Cain
29. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? Pauly Shore
30. Whose are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? Scott Baio
31. Favorite TV shows: Family Guy, The Wire, Entourage, Sopranos, The O.C., Laguna Beach, 24, Wanna Come In?
32. Last person you dined with? Emma
33. Ford or Chevy: Chevy. No wait Ford... ahh hold on... yeah Ford
34. What are you listening to right now? A hookers hurried breathing.
35. Favorite color: Green
36. Lake, Ocean or river: Ocean, only fat girls go to lakes, and rivers are for queers.
37. How many tattoos do you have? Tons, wait do genital warts count as tattoos?
38. Name of a person you wish you could spend more time with: Hugh Hefner
39. NASCAR? Is that redneck slang for ass sex?
40. Time you finished this e-mail: 12:16AM

posted by John 12:34AM