October 05, 2006

Ultimate MySpace Survey Answers

Besides herpes, what other STDs do you have? The clap.

What does Nancy Reagan's vagina taste like? Sawdust and brie.

On average how many handjobs do you give for crystal meth in a week? Hmmm 2-3.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? The world will never know!

If you had to who in your "top 8" would you rape? This is a tough one since you can't rape the willing. I'd have to say Corky, but who knows I may be his type.

If you had to who in your "top 8" would you give AIDS too? Morgan because like Magic Johnson she can afford the cure.

If you had to who in your "top 8" would you let shit on your chest? Tori DeLuca because you minus well go big.

When did you first realize you were a homosexual? Fuck you bitch. I'm only gay for myself... and Michael Jordan.

Besides horses, what other farm animals do you want to fuck? Sheep lots of sheep.

On average how many hookers do you kill in a week? 8-10, sometimes way more on a good week.

Where is your favorite spot to hide dead hookers? Why bother hiding them?

Let's say a minority came to your house to pick your daughter up for a date (if you are a minority assume it is a lesser minority like an Eskimo). Who do you shoot first your daughter or the minority? The minority duh.

Can you step in the same river twice? No because it is not the same river and I am not the same man. Don't you read Heraclitus?

Which do you prefer anal beads or nipple clamps? Hmm I'll go with the nipple clamps... no wait anal bea... nm the nipple clamps.

On average how many times a week do you let your pet lick peanut butter off your genitals? I don't have a pet, but if I did I'd estimate 4 or 5.

Why did you just stop masturbating? Fatigue.

You have a retarded baby do you... A) Bash it's head with a rock B) Throw it in a river C) Keep it and curse God every day for the rest of your life? I'm gonna go with A.

What is your favorite food to have sex with? Cantaloupe.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd kill a man.

Why do you hate black people? Grillz, rimz, and their enormous genitals.

Word Association

Sodomy: Summer camp

Phenomenology: Martin Heidegger

Mexicans: Wall

Sherbet: Delicious

Jim Belushi: Delicious

posted by John 5:27PM