April 22, 2005
This is a very emotional letter I wrote saying goodbye to my love. If this had been written on paper it would have been soaked in tears… and semen.
We were the best of friends, and now we must become strangers. But this is the hand fate has dealt us, and we must not conceal this from ourselves as if we were ashamed of it. We are two ships, each of which has its goal and its course.
You a beautiful booze cruise, packed with horny coeds, me a sexy sail boat with a huge wang.