January 8, 2005|
This is my first entry into this "blog". I think the word "blog" is very gay but
I am heading into day 5 of a nice little bender.
I have also been hanging out with freshman girls the past couple of nights, and
I must say I enjoy it. I will write an
article for this site on all the benefits
of hanging with freshman girls. Not the least of which is that I can say whatever
I want to them. They refuse to show offense, because they want to be down with
the older crowd.
Here are some random quotes that I have said to girls over the past
"The only thing bigger than your boobs is your fat ass."
"I went down on a elephant once... it tasted like peanuts."
"Do you ever shut up?"
I have also made numerous references to pedophilia and expressed intolerance
for basically every race.
No offence was shown to any of this. In fact a couple girls called me a "nice guy".
Now I can be a real nice guy when I want to be, but when I am not being nice
do not call me a nice guy. It angers me when people have a false impression of me
even if it is a favorable one.
posted by John 2:26PM