That is the worst bathing suit in the world, but don’t blame the tailor. They say that ‘the clothes don’t make the man’, but rather that ‘the man makes ..’, screw it, that lady is hideous.
It is revealing of our common humanity, of woman and man, that a woman may form herself as a man or vice versa. It is also revealing of our stupid humanity that one would want to do that.
It could have been worse, she only killed your wood for an hour. She could have worn a Leia bikini, and roll-playing night would be ruined forever.
I will f$%k you in the ass, and you will like it!
tensile strength, holds together sanity
A lot of little girls want to be like their fathers when they grow up; Lisa said she wanted to be her father when she grew up.
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Hey Dude!!!
After the lack of positive reactions to his previous transformation, Carrot Top needed to be a bit more dramatic.
HOLY SH**!!!!!!!
Why is he wearing a woman’s bikini ?
I love the feeling I get when I wear my wife’s bathing suits.
At this point is there really any reason to be getting the nails done?
Her tits lactate muscle milk.
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LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA
That is the worst bathing suit in the world, but don’t blame the tailor. They say that ‘the clothes don’t make the man’, but rather that ‘the man makes ..’, screw it, that lady is hideous.
It is revealing of our common humanity, of woman and man, that a woman may form herself as a man or vice versa. It is also revealing of our stupid humanity that one would want to do that.
It could have been worse, she only killed your wood for an hour. She could have worn a Leia bikini, and roll-playing night would be ruined forever.
And that’s how you do a wedgie!
I was wondering what had happened to Chyna ever since she left the WWE……
Austin Powers: “That’s a man, baby”.
What lady????
“This is how my grandmother wears her thongs. Gross, huh?”
I can dead lift you naked…,35 times a half hour!
I’m afraid to hit that… she might hit back
Love you Ms. A! Screw the world and keep doing it your(our) way baby.
boner killer of the week
After the end of the Hercules series, Kevin Sorbo resorted to extreme measures to keep his acting career alive.
“Does this bathing suit make me look manly?”
German secret service, blending in with the locals at the beach.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers were never the same after Anthony Kiedis took a break to “discover” himself.
borat decided that steroids were fun
the first women that could steal Big Ben
C’mere, Big Boy!
“Do my pecs make my vagina look.. well.. Non existant??…. Good.”
(In Ivan Drago’s voice) “I must break you.”
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