Caption Contest: Ugly Apron

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144 Responses to “Caption Contest: Ugly Apron”

  1. woodygoody says:

    arr it’s a mighty fine one, MAN THE HARPOONS!!

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  2. mark baxter says:

    glad i just started my diet then

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  3. Trust No One says:

    No thanks, I’ll eat my own $hit 1st!

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  4. koo says:

    at least she has big tits.

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  5. Ramabanana says:

    Shut up. You’d hit it after half a beer. So would I, but at least I’m honest about it.

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  6. Jake says:

    So sorry, I’m on a non-fat diet…..

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  7. big linc says:

    She really has a bag of cheetohs tucked away in there

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  8. souper says:

    That’s where she keep’s her crisp’s !

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  9. BILL says:

    … and by “Keep” the best snacks, she means “has eaten for the last 10 years”…

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  10. Felhawk says:

    “Blank”

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  11. LENNIE1DREAD says:

    OKAY………….SO THAT WILL BE 2 EGGS SUNNY SIDE UP !!

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  12. murphy says:

    people are so mean. you never know……… ever here the saying? “don’t judge a book by it’s cover”

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  13. Viperjoe says:

    she fat and ugly but ill take her for the tits

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  14. herpaderp says:

    TEMPTATION!

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  15. Randy says:

    I don’t think she’s very ugly, but she is fat.

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  16. blanca says:

    ok i know the saying goes never judge a book by it’s cover but c’mon she’s blew it -best snacks under my apron. GO TO HELL!

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  17. Parker says:

    Hey, people… That’s a real person in that photo, and I hope she never reads the hateful crap in some of the comments above.

    And if she *does* see this page…
    I say, “Good on you, darlin’… you are sensual and sexy, and I’m glad you know it.”

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  18. doug says:

    ^fatty mcfatterson, serving up a fatty platter.

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  19. LH says:

    You guys are so mean…of course she keeps the snacks under her apron…where else would the food stay warm?

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  20. Johnny O. :) says:

    good sense of humor, warm heart, sincere…cute smile. Whats the matter with guys nowadays? This gal is a winner ! If I wuz a few years younger, I would love to spend some time with this sweetheart ! ‘plumper’s are beautiful, fun and wonderful !

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    • Hannah says:

      How do you know if she is warm-hearted an sincere? not all fat people are nice, I was tormented for 3 years by a fat woman who eventually pushed me down the stairs at a supermarket and got sent to jail because she almost killed me (plus she was 33 and i was 15 so it was also child abuse). people make assumptions about fat people because its usually the fat peron who gets bullied but maybe they should should think about how much harm a fat person can do because of their extra weight.

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  21. todd says:

    What do you mean put down the fork and step away from the plate?

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  22. mike says:

    id give her my phone number!

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  23. JohnP says:

    You don’t look at the mantlepiece when you are stoking the fire.

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  24. doodad says:

    Ugly Girl Apron Caption:

    “Well…I’m still a trophy to a nigger!”

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  25. Phil says:

    do watermelons count as snacks???

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  26. CaseyJane says:

    Right next to the 5 Course Meal!

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  27. LukeG says:

    On Aisle 10.. between the drinks and meats….

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  28. jean says:

    god!! i prefer to die of no eating than test that horrible snack!!

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  29. scott says:

    Burger King, Home of the Whopper

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  30. addu paddu says:

    hey
    dats ma girlfriend mother

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  31. Jules says:

    I bet she lost the snacks while eating them between her fat…

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  32. denn says:

    some people say put a bag over her head…. in this case it’s more like put a shed over her head.

    I’d throw her out of bed………….

    but I might need a forklift to get her out of the house though!

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  33. finbar says:

    atleast she`s game and her “friends” an arsehole for publishing this on the web

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  34. EmmaG says:

    Sorry, not into junk food

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    • Gray says:

      You know you’re being hypocritical right now. You reply with “junk food” and then attack someone else who attacks the picture with negative wording.

      And the rest of you, job well done on revealing how much of a “true person” you are.

      A majority of the ones saying that she shouldn’t be ashamed, are most likely in her exact position or used to be. However, this, as shallow as the water has become, seems to be the only way people can accept others.

      Those of you (possibly male by the responses) that would tap that. Good job, bro. You deserve a brofist through the effen internet cause you rock. Ain’t no such thing as ugly. Beauty is beyond the eye of the beholder though for when the beholder listens to the Richie Macrich families that control their perspective, it’s in the eye of those–people–who own them.

      And to a Mr. John and those like him,

      Grow up and die in your perfect world cause me and the Real Men (those who deserve a brofist) are members of the human race, where no one is perfect.

      Also some words of advice: Just because you have an opinion, doesn’t mean you have to say it. Heck, you barely even have the right to say it. Most likely, the way you want to say it, is just so bad, you insult yourself by saying it in such a vulgar and asinine way.

      And then everyone wonders why their lives are so bad or why they can’t have what they want. Answer: Cause you’re not worth it if you’re perfect.

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      • EmmaG says:

        Alrighty mr. “Just because you have an opinion, doesn’t mean you have to say it;” Its a caption contest. In case you didn’t know, that’s the point. Sure, considering what I wrote, I was being hypocritical, but to a point. I did not say that I wanted to ” inject her with breast cancer, then cure her, then inject her again before shooting her,” unlike SOME OTHERS on this site. If thats really what you want, an absent-minded debate, then stay out of this site.

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  35. Chrisi says:

    yeah well please keep them under there…

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  36. Bekbob says:

    I’d bet she’s a nice girl with a sense of humour. And probably quite a lover too.

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  37. D says:

    Is Paula Deen stuck under a fat roll??

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  38. BT1 says:

    Like her! I want to invite her to come over here. And she may get married with me.

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  39. batschi says:

    Aber jederzeit gerne ,- und immer wieder
    Ich mag sie

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  40. willow says:

    i think the guys who are saying they would
    tap her have not had it in a while or u just don twant to die alone bcos really REALLY? come on

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  41. sailor says:

    Always had a thing for bigger chicks, so I wouldn’t even have second thoughts about trying her “best snacks”.

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  42. John says:

    Someone should slit her throat

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  43. Johnny O. :) says:

    Just joking before. She should be injected with breast cancer, then cured, then injected again before being shot.

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  44. Johnny O. :) says:

    Parker, is that you in the photo? She/you are not real people.

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  45. Mary Ellsworth says:

    To all you haters I say stop it! To her I say “Well done. You’re not ashamed of what these dim-witted morons have to say about you. Everyone is beautiful in their own way. Good on you love.”
    Everyone else- Leave her alone!!!!
    And Johnny O- You’re the worst. You make me sick.

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  46. fatchicksrulez says:

    I’m in your apron, stealing your snacks.

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  47. Wyatt F Huck says:

    I hope she reads the comments, goes on a diet, and feels happy about herself.

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  48. EmmaG says:

    Hey, “Johnny O. :) ,” get a f*cking life. She’s a human and humans come in all different shapes and sizes. You wouldn’t have a d*mn clue, though, because you’ve been rejected by everyone you knew and loved and have no life besides making fun of people on the internet that, by the way, aren’t even a fraction as sad and pathetic as you are. You’re a rotten piece of sh*t. And the best part is we all know you cry like a b*tch when you see this stuff and you just cover it up with lame comebacks. I hope she never sees what you’ve said because you’re a dumb misogynist. Look it up, f*ck-off.

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  49. Billy D says:

    Fat girls need love too!!

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  50. Asher says:

    I would eat her snacks from underher apron, she looks hot and with big boobs!

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