Caption Contest: Ugly Apron

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  1. Pelele says:

    cute … and with her I’d eat snacks in bed every day … yummy

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  2. Johnny O. :) says:

    Hi EmmaG. You’re right- I didn’t think of her a real person who might actually read this. I suppose I got caught up in the anonymity of the internet. I apologise to her and to everyone who read my comment.

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  3. Bobby Joe says:

    Huge boobs sometimes go hand in hand with staggering obesity, so there’s that.

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  4. lil rad child! says:

    girl,you look great :)

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  5. John says:

    Ta’ hell with that Emma… I’d put a bag on that face, squeeze & fuck her tits, poke a hole in the bag, cum in her mouth and call it a day.

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  6. Wolfie says:

    Wow really people?1?!?!?! how dare you say such cruel comments, she is a brave woman for letting this photo be published. people who say “slit her throat or give her cancer” or all that other fu**ing shit have a problem. people like you made my life a living hell and finally i accept who i am and that why i i WILL NEVER date american men again cuz there so shallow and think if a girls not skinny then they are nothing, well guess what boys you aint men and never will be. no body is perfect if you want perfect go create a robotic gf cuz she’d be as fake as you.

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    • Seth74 says:

      Just so you know, Wolfie, not all American men think with such limited views on female standards of beauty. I’m saddened to read that you’ve obviously had such negative experiences dealing with guys from my country. However, don’t sell yourself or the next guy short by generalizing an ENTIRE country. You may just end up depriving yourself of a great experience, as well as whatever gentleman you might give that chance to.

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    • Michael says:

      @Wolfe – If you’re as fat and ugly as the epic monstrosity in the picture then you should commit suicide. Please remove your fat heffer self from the gene pool. Also, some people are perfect. They’re called hot chics.

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      • tt says:

        alot of assumptions about self respect, weight issues and on… funny, you should look in the mirror at yourself and realize how ignorant and petty you all are. How sad and pathetic that you have nothing better to do than to troll the internet and make fun of others. You must be terribly lonely up on that pedestal.

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        • tt says:

          ignorance and alot of crap coming from people who are hiding behind their computer screens. Why assume she has a problem? Why assume she has no self respect? I think she is smiling shyly, and that she is having some fun with this pic.
          Do you talk like this to random people on the street? Do you mock people in the elevator? Probably not. Youve got no class or respect for people. You are pathetic assholes for making rude comments without knowing what is going on. Karma is a bitch and she will get you back for the things you put forth.

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      • MissKilling says:

        God michael, I hope you don’t breed. You are a tragic, mindless, MESS! So, did you lose your brain at once, or was it a slow process?

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    • The Last Archimedean says:

      I’m an American male with a 250-lb girlfriend who I think is beautiful. Not all Americans like a size -4. Big girls are much sweeter than anorexic chicks and better in bed too, I’ll never date a skinny chick again.

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  7. Boobles says:

    Actually, you don’t get that big without a glandular disorder or poor lifestyle choices. Most obese people don’t have a glandular disorder. That being said…yes…her tits are awesome…but…the rest of her isn’t so awesome.

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  8. meatstraw says:

    WOW!!! Has My Brothers Tits Ever Gotten Huge

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  9. yomama says:

    *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE* *PUKE*

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  10. Snezzle says:

    How now, Brown cow?

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  11. sakinokia says:

    I would love to play with her, will she have me for dinner?

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  12. angel_eyes says:

    She should have more respect for herself, that’s what is amazing to me…not her weight but her lack of self respect.

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  13. meshell says:

    its ok if youdont mind seeing the perspiration perculating through the folds of her flesh

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  14. Jacinta says:

    Wow what nasty comments that is just plain horrible poor girl..I am sure she is the nicest person in the world and maybe just maybe something might of happened like her parents dying tragically or her best freind committing suicide or…maybe losing a child we dunno why she looks the way she does or how she got there you’re the most disgusting filthy pigs you men saying that garbage..and if she commits suicide over it may god be mericiful with your soul. People are still human people are people no matter what size race or background…does it really have to be commented that you find her not attractive is any of that shit necessary? really. No…if you find her repulsive thats one thing to comment and make fun of her is another that makes you a coward and a bully. OK…to all you Bullies.

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  15. Coopacabra says:

    That might be true, Jacinta. She might be the nicest person in the whole world. But why are you sure? This is nothing more than a photo of a fat girl in an apron. You know nothing about her. She could be a racist that strangles cats for sexual gratification.

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  16. lulzburgurs. says:

    All of you pathetic little people,hating on this girl.Coming out with these rude and completely cruel remarks.Its incredibly easy to head online,park your fat greasy arses down and start turning people down isnt it?.The fact that you come on here to say this girl is ugly? this just shows you yourselves have crappy self esteem and probably arent the most beautiful people.There is nothing wrong with curvy girls,alot better than some of the fucking anorexics that brainless morons call hot chicks.This girl looks shy,and she looks like she is pretty nice.Also,got to say something,It takes alot of strength to allow yourself to be judged and to be who you are.
    So much hatred in the world,god what beasts humans can be.Even more beastly than the creatures you find in the darkest corners of the world.Being cruel and turning others down because of who they are and how they look.People just love to hate dont they? absoloutely discusting.

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  17. Nate says:

    Only ugly thing i see is the apron, that color makes me want to puke. the rest is fine.

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  18. BBWFAN says:

    I would so eat her snacks any day.

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  19. Taco Taster says:

    I would love to lick the cheese from her biscuits.

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  20. Say What says:

    She really needs to lose weight or put some clothes on. Not only is it unattractive, its unhealthy, but mostly unattractive.

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  21. Hoochieman says:

    I agree with tt’s post from earlier. She looked like she was having a good time. And what person on this earth don’t deserve to have one, no matter what you look like, it’s what’s inside that matters.

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  22. Mike says:

    Those huge breasts make everything right! Yummie!
    Would love to have sex with her!

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  23. patrick says:

    yuo look fine just the way you are.

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