“fucking shirts dont fit anyway” Becky muttered under her breath and the roar of the crowd as she once again witnessed her idea for the “hotdog launching slingshot” so blatantly violated, raped for that matter.
As, any skilled anthropologist can tell, this is not a fat woman sitting down as it appears, ’tis in fact a dwarf standing up with an extremely large behind.
Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks, and two footlongs and a connies pizza and maybe a pretzel with nacho cheese as well as a half dozen churros and a funnel cake, I don’t care if I ever get back.
Thankful it was a nice day, the crowd didn’t mind the delay while the jaws of life removed a woman so she could visit the concession stand.
whatcha gonna do with all that junk… all that junk inside that trunk
“fucking shirts dont fit anyway” Becky muttered under her breath and the roar of the crowd as she once again witnessed her idea for the “hotdog launching slingshot” so blatantly violated, raped for that matter.
As, any skilled anthropologist can tell, this is not a fat woman sitting down as it appears, ’tis in fact a dwarf standing up with an extremely large behind.
dude, she is still literally standing and sitting AT THE SAME TIME! is that even possible you ask? well apparently so.
Baby got back. Hell, baby got like, three backs.
Perfect for catching foul balls!
I will not sit back and let you monsters make fun of Chairy from PeeWee’s Playhouse like this!
Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks, and two footlongs and a connies pizza and maybe a pretzel with nacho cheese as well as a half dozen churros and a funnel cake, I don’t care if I ever get back.
if you think that’s bad, you should see the front.
First day of her new job as a bird-bath…ahh, lake?
Where can I buy a chair like that? That has to be like the strongest folding chair IN THE WORLD!!!
The company that makes that chair, should be making the space shuttle.
How in the hell did she get up there?
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE??…ANY AVAILABLE CRANE OPERATOR TO SECTION Z PLEASE, ANY AVAILABLE CRANE OPERATOR TO SECTION Z PLEASE…