Caption Contest: Mexican Mom Birthday

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  1. Dustin says:

    Now Girls, if you just stick to this you wont end up with as many kids as I have.

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  2. Chris Z says:

    Mommy sure knows how to blow… out the candles!!!

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  3. Darren says:

    Mom! You are supposed to cup the balls!

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  4. Joey lynn says:

    something like that should not have been done around children. It is ok to have fun. Now if the child wasn’t there it would have been funny. I know what some of yall are thinking but you need to think if it was your child watching.

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  5. Me says:

    WTF are you doing to my lightsaber Mommy?!

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  6. BonerMcGee says:

    She picked the white one. Looks like Christmas is gonna be awesome.

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  7. pooperscooper says:

    Shock and awe. Mami what are you doing? thats not papi’s pipi…or cousin Pedro’s!

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  8. Stan Groves says:

    Love the photo. Nothing wrong with kids seeing real life which is all about sex. In Japan they don’t hide anything sexual from kids, and as a result they grow up without any of the hangups we have here in this country, plus they grow up and become the best lovers too.

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  9. phantom says:

    Mom you’ve at it for an hour! Is it my turn yet?

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  10. I have a feeling you're trolling says:

    @Stan Groves, actually being made sexually aware at too young an age can result in sexual inability, especially common in girls is vaginismus as a result of this which can be so severe as to render them completely unable to have sex – far from “the best lovers”…

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    • thesmartone says:

      Well isnt that just another made up disorder made up by America? I mean I think showing little girls how to deliver BJ’s is a little extreme, but also showing them alternate ways to banging every dick they see can also be benefitial. Sex can be great if you wait for a long time. Exposing kids to sex early on can make it easier to mold them.

      arguments aside… mom sure knows how suck a candle…

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  11. askdon says:

    mummy thats not a candle

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  12. Lisa says:

    Mommy, can I try?

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  13. joey c says:

    Mom..you said good girls lick…not suck

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  14. Henry Higgins says:

    “Humphy Hirf Hay Whoo Whoo, Humphy Hirf Hay Whoo Whoo …”

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  15. Milton says:

    And girls, this is how you become Miss Universe.

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  16. MrIPfreely says:

    And remember girls, women swallow

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  17. Aundre Breeman says:

    Another “MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD”…

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  18. aqua says:

    momi what happens when i turn 2

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  19. phoenix_08 says:

    Maybe there’s “icing” inside….

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  20. Dude says:

    This was the day that little Christina will be able to look back and pinpoint her disgust for cake and men.

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  21. BARBEESDOLL says:

    AND THIS IS HOW YOU GET THE BILLS PAID BABY….

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  22. Kristiana says:

    That’s not how Uncle Jose showed us how to do it.~

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  23. AllThatIsChris says:

    Now kids, if mommy had done this for daddy on his birthday, he might still love you..

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  24. Gardner Hamilton says:

    Mom, you can stop now, Uncle dad just found fresh cream in the fridge !

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  25. moose says:

    you motorboat’n son of bitch

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  26. Bopper says:

    Bitch took my cock!

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  27. Frank says:

    Pay attention girls, this is how Mommy got her Social Security Number.

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  28. Wow! says:

    Mom stop teasing that bitch! Take it ALLLLLLL!

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  29. Brian says:

    That’s not what I meant when I said blow out your cake.

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  30. Bruno says:

    As a good mother, Juanita knew this was a golden opportunity to teach her young.

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  31. gabby says:

    you are all sick and perhaps this is just another indication of the severe problem our world has.
    As for this web page. Hope you dont condone this and you should be more sociably responsible. Those kids will respond to the environment in which they are raised and will once again repeat what they learn at home. I am not a prude but that sort of behaviour has a place and it is not in front of the kids. And you wonder why our society is fucked up. Because we accept and condone the break down of morality.

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  32. Zahkmid says:

    Jesus, can Mom suck that dick….

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  33. Ola says:

    Odd, she went vanilla over chocolate… hmm…

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  34. jonny says:

    What the….

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  35. iby 420 says:

    looks like she made the black one “cream” first. that’s right, get the big one out the way.

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  36. fender says:

    That bitch needs her ass whipped.They should confiscate those kids from that retarded bitch.

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  37. kenny says:

    i love u baby

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  38. kenny says:

    hey baby i love u how u been doing

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  39. Aregulator says:

    Sing kids “You put the white one in, you take the white one out, you put the black one in and shake it all about.”

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  40. Justin says:

    ahh, The year I dressed up as a cake for Halloween. What fond memories.

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  41. lansburys baby says:

    once you go strawberry, you never go black.

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  42. Quagmire says:

    The kiddies never quite grasped “Musical Cocks” just as they didn’t fully understand “pin the cock on the pussy”

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  43. Aubrassai says:

    “Well, mommy, just don’t squat on it before I get a slice.”

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  44. cc says:

    what a stupid whore in a world full of stupid whores, that poor baby doesnt have a chance with fu–ups like that rasing her

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  45. ArkAngel says:

    What the hell man!! Seriously???

    Now kids, this is how mommy can afford stuff like clothes and crack.

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  46. James says:

    Good parents teach their children what they know best…

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  47. James says:

    Notice the two girls in the back studying carefully.

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  48. Criscoluv says:

    It was poor judgment having young children there, but here’s my best attempt at a caption anyway:

    “Mommy, don’t you know that pee-pee comes out of that thing?!”

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  49. This Guy!! says:

    and people say that there isn’t an IMMIGRATION PROBLEM!!!!!!

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  50. stanthemaninpakistan says:

    Madre…Why is padre under the table with no pants?

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