Honey, call me, because I think Sheckie Titlebaum is gay!
1 5
“Oh my god, i got to get a picture of this! My friends will never believe that chick i hooked up with at the club was actually a DUDE!”
7 7
I got to get that top raid gear in…. WOW! she has a penis no thats hot!!
0 10
He’s got more clothes than I do…
2 5
well ANDY, thats cause you’re a poor ass crack whore!!!!!
0 4
“Dear mom, I am gay”
15 6
Mark pretended to text furiously for help, but he knew his false resistance only fueled his captor’s “fury.”
1 4
“I just love tetris”
8 4
“Yes that’s nice but I don’t understand what its got to do with this phone not working. “
6 2
My sister wants to know why we aren’t in her bed? She’d be pissed if we start with out her.
Wikipedia Cunnilin
6 5
Real Science part2
0 6
Lets eat in rather … I’ve got lots of homework.
0 5
JERMAINE CLEMENT IS NOT AMUSED
1 6
*JEMAINE
Hang on, I’ve got an app for this….
Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 33 4
look mom, no hands…….
Wow! Thanks for the great babysitter dad!
8 3
I gotta Twit Pic This!
2 6
AIDS prevention: I would take a pic of this and masturbate than go inside you.
1 3
dad let me fuck our maid?
2 2
Hang on a sec while I organise Halo night k?
Wtf he’s still texting…
Look a new holder for my phone.
hang on, just googling how to fuck a girl
4 2
Hold on, I have to ask KGB what I’m supposed to do first.
Does it count as incest if we’re 3rd cousins?
TO: KGB [542542] SUBJECT: WTF? ATTACHMENT: meat_curtains.jpg
OMG! I just realized my g/f like Flight of the Concords. What should I do???
0 3
I’m no gynecologist but I’ll take a look
9 0
“Wait, I know what to do next, just let me look it up real quick!”
1 0
“Sit still so I can scan your Bar Code”
2 0
I’m a dork-ass butt pirate, I’ll take a picture of a beaver since I’ll never be eating one.
Well…. I haven’t ever seen one that looked like actual “ROAST BEEF” before
0 1
…vibra mode, on.
5 0
Guy – “she told me to take a picture, cause it would last longer….”
i want that woman hook up my V….
“Dildriod!”
FU*# i MEANT DildrOId… stupid marijuana.. making me all dyslexic and everything
hey scotty im about to fuck your girlfriend
3 1
hold on let me put this on vibrate
Wow cant even tell you used to have a penis
Hey Sis, Move your tongue to the left, I think I can get more bars. Damn, this is worst that getting a signal in the Grand Canyon.
0 2
True to ya word bro, it’s shaved!
Crap! I just sent that to my mom!
Look what I just found in your snatch! Let me see who it belongs to.
This outfit is so fabulous! I think Ill take picture to send to my boyfriend.
Future Trader, Future Whore.
1 1
Wait, Can you hear me now?
“Hold on, I gotta text back my boyfriend”
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Honey, call me, because I think Sheckie Titlebaum is gay!
“Oh my god, i got to get a picture of this! My friends will never believe that chick i hooked up with at the club was actually a DUDE!”
I got to get that top raid gear in…. WOW! she has a penis no thats hot!!
He’s got more clothes than I do…
well ANDY, thats cause you’re a poor ass crack whore!!!!!
“Dear mom, I am gay”
Mark pretended to text furiously for help, but he knew his false resistance only fueled his captor’s “fury.”
“I just love tetris”
“Yes that’s nice but I don’t understand what its got to do with this phone not working. “
My sister wants to know why we aren’t in her bed? She’d be pissed if we start with out her.
Wikipedia Cunnilin
Real Science part2
Lets eat in rather … I’ve got lots of homework.
JERMAINE CLEMENT IS NOT AMUSED
*JEMAINE
Hang on, I’ve got an app for this….
Well-loved. Like or Dislike:
33 
4
look mom, no hands…….
Wow! Thanks for the great babysitter dad!
I gotta Twit Pic This!
AIDS prevention: I would take a pic of this and masturbate than go inside you.
dad let me fuck our maid?
Hang on a sec while I organise Halo night k?
Wtf he’s still texting…
Look a new holder for my phone.
hang on, just googling how to fuck a girl
Hold on, I have to ask KGB what I’m supposed to do first.
Does it count as incest if we’re 3rd cousins?
TO: KGB [542542]
SUBJECT: WTF?
ATTACHMENT: meat_curtains.jpg
OMG! I just realized my g/f like Flight of the Concords. What should I do???
I’m no gynecologist but I’ll take a look
“Wait, I know what to do next, just let me look it up real quick!”
“Sit still so I can scan your Bar Code”
I’m a dork-ass butt pirate, I’ll take a picture of a beaver since I’ll never be eating one.
Well…. I haven’t ever seen one that looked like actual “ROAST BEEF” before
…vibra mode, on.
Guy – “she told me to take a picture, cause it would last longer….”
i want that woman hook up my V….
“Dildriod!”
FU*# i MEANT DildrOId… stupid marijuana.. making me all dyslexic and everything
hey scotty im about to fuck your girlfriend
hold on let me put this on vibrate
Wow cant even tell you used to have a penis
Hey Sis, Move your tongue to the left, I think I can get more bars. Damn, this is worst that getting a signal in the Grand Canyon.
True to ya word bro, it’s shaved!
Crap! I just sent that to my mom!
Look what I just found in your snatch! Let me see who it belongs to.
This outfit is so fabulous! I think Ill take picture to send to my boyfriend.
Future Trader, Future Whore.
Wait, Can you hear me now?
“Hold on, I gotta text back my boyfriend”