20 Responses to “Caption Contest: Gold Digger”

  1. D Man says:

    Maybe she likes big boobs too!!!

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  2. SnoBall says:

    “Fine Mom. I’ll carry your purse.”

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  3. Stratmook says:

    She let me rim her when I gave her the Ferrari.

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  4. jojo says:

    patty cakes patty cakes, fat ass man..
    get him a hot girlfriend, yes he can..
    roll it in flour till it grows enough to see
    putt it in her ass and smile with glee

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  5. Millwrice says:

    Alas Jeffrey knew that if Azeroth was to be spared and the Lich King dispatched before nightfall, he’d have to complete this most horribly boring quest.

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  6. Kman says:

    Shhhh…you’ll ruin it, I’ve got her convinced I’m a Baldwin!

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  7. Rabullione says:

    How to spot a rich guy.

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  8. jojo says:

    relax guys, Perez Hilton is gay! that chick is a Fag Hag

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  9. Mattopolyse says:

    All I do is unbuttom my shorts, let a bit of pussy smell escape, then all his money will be mine.

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  10. Flash says:

    Can people tell I paid for this?

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  11. gordan says:

    Who says hypnosis doesn’t work ?.

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  12. sp3k says:

    Terrible gold-digger, didn’t bother to read the rest of the guy’s tee shirt.
    Says Armani EXCHANGE

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  13. madamImadam says:

    she just likes me for my body

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  14. chuck says:

    The Armani t-shirt gives away the richness ha, idk maybe..

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  15. Guy Invognito says:

    OK people, look closely. She is not holding his hand. He is not with her. She is holding the hand of the guy behind him, who is blocked out by his enormity. Mystery solved.

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  16. Johnny 5-O says:

    Movie poster for “Pretty Woman” if the director was a fat nerd.

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  17. Alyn says:

    A million thanks for posting this ifnomraotin.

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  18. Janay says:

    There’s a terrific amount of knowledge in this artcile!

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  19. Brandy says:

    Holy Toledo, so glad I cleickd on this site first!

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