28 Responses to “Caption Contest: Bikini Car Wash”

  1. IornElite says:

    the good, the bad, and the just plain ugly
    right left pretty dam self explainitory

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  2. Yeah says:

    Hey tons of fun get off my RSX

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  3. Adam Bomb says:

    The cycle of binge drinking is a viscious one. Time frame – 10 years.

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  4. D.Gydeon says:

    Damn, I’d hit it….the one on the right.

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  5. Monumentals says:

    Breweries have just released the new “Drunkometer” photo. You can tell how drunk you are based on which Lovely Lady you think is the Loveliest.

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  6. Rhino says:

    Mom get back in the trailer your embarassing us!

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  7. Myron says:

    Now included with every wash, a free sponge

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  8. Jrodigga says:

    MOM! AH SHIT

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  9. MyNoNos says:

    One of these things is not like the others, two of these things are kind of the same…

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  10. Pogowitwiz says:

    I’d hit the middle and left one…
    with that car.

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  11. Mike says:

    Seriously get the fuck away from my car!

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  12. Z says:

    Two Hags and a Hottie Hand Car Wash.. Leave a big tip if you want the right one inside your car cleaning the dash…

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  13. jewacon says:

    mother doughter day out and mom should have stayed inside today!!!!

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  14. Roberto says:

    RUB-A-DUB-DUB TWO HOTTIES AND A CHUB!!!!!

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  15. MrJL says:

    What kind of soap is she going to use to get that gnu off the driver side door?!

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  16. JRT says:

    Well, one out of three ain’t bad.

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  17. godotzilla says:

    Michelle Rodriguez and Phyllis from the Office show Allison Brie how sexy gets done

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  18. godotzilla says:

    Pound for Pound, the Cleanest Car Around!

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  19. godotzilla says:

    Mom’s pubic-hair style of choice? The Cleveland Hair Diaper

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  20. DJDittles says:

    New! Fight Club car soap: (some assembly required)

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  21. SuperChronics says:

    Thanks, but no thanks.

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  22. Dizzydave says:

    Skip the MEAT in the MIDDLE ! I believe I’ll just have the outer wrap ,PLEASE !!

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  23. mike21 says:

    girls i don’t know how much longer i can hold this car up

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  24. Johnny 5-O says:

    Here’s the deal, Sir. For forty bucks me and my sister will wash your car. If you’re on a budget and don’t have the forty my mom will wash your Acura all by herself.

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  25. jsan says:

    That’s a Saturday Night Live sketch right there!

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  26. jack says:

    You idiot, I said “get me a Sham-Wow”, not a Shamu.

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