Also known as black guy kryptonite.
7 3
Bertha suddenly realized a black hole had started to form on her stomach, and the KFC she just ate contributed to the demise of the human population.
0 3
Pamela Anderson in Wale Watch.
2 2
Her milk shake would have brought all the boys to the yard if she hadn’t of eaten it first
8 3
bertha was shocked to learn the solar system revolved around her
6 1
Fatty Fatty 2×4, can’t get out the bathroom door
1 4
And so, Jabba’s first foray into Twitpic went off without a hitch.
4 2
made me horny i’ll masturbat on her tonight
2 3
Objects in mirror larger than they appear.
Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 12 1
You want me on top?
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Jabba the Slut
8 1
I haven’t seen my bellybutton in over 2 years. That’s long enough to be declared leagally dead.
1 2
anyone remember when grimace was purple?
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Just Flip Through The Folds Till You Find A Wet Spot!
3 2
But it was diet cola!!!!!
0 2
her gunt doubles as a toilet brush
And then with one fateful click of the camera Little Red Riding Hood realized she had spent the last 10 years overcompensating the trauma of being swallowed alive.
Paul Watson just got a serious erection.
Score a win for the conspiracy theorists…the Titanic never sunk after all
2 1
all that meat and NO potatoes
The Titanic wishes they had those inflatable rafts on board.
potential contestant for The Biggest Loser: XXX version.
OH MY F**KING GOD, I CAN’T STOP VOMITING TO WRITE A GOOD CAPTION!!
1 1
So THAT”S what happened to Pluto…
A former star of Fantasia emerges from her self-appointed exile.
Kramer’s oil bladder idea lives on
Kramerica’s stock prices just tripled…
STOP you guys, this girl has anorexia, she used to NEVER be able to button those buttons
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playing the hole good
0 1
That bitch is one fat bitch.
Old soap dispenser to new toothbrush, “trust me, by day’s end you’ll be facing the other way too, I’ve seen…*shudders* things”
She’s just as surprised as we are that sweater doesn’t fit.
Shortly after this picture was taken the razor mercifully cut the bath sponge’s throat
Not Pictured: Rag on stick
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Every time I look at this picture I thank God he invented counter tops.
She’s married? Jennifer Aniston has hope…nah, just kidding.
Mexican “I can knock those dents out for you”
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Her left hemisphere caught her right hemisphere rummaging for a cookie.
She won the pants off dance off, everyone else died
Day 3,587 of my deep fry diet.
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Her boyfriend tried to leave her but he couldn’t achieve escape velocity.
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Photo courtesy of Google Earth ©2010
If you unfocus your eyes you can see a pirate ship on her stomach..
Has anyone seen the cat?
You would think a chick that fat would have bigger boobs
with carbon dating the cheez doodle retrived from her belly button is 22 years old
What? Am I really that big?? I thought the mirror only added like 50 lbs or something!
“never taken a shit”
“Honey! Does this cell phone make me look big?”
“It fit in the store!!”
im to sexy for my shirt
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Also known as black guy kryptonite.
Bertha suddenly realized a black hole had started to form on her stomach, and the KFC she just ate contributed to the demise of the human population.
Pamela Anderson in Wale Watch.
Her milk shake would have brought all the boys to the yard if she hadn’t of eaten it first
bertha was shocked to learn the solar system revolved around her
Fatty Fatty 2×4, can’t get out the bathroom door
And so, Jabba’s first foray into Twitpic went off without a hitch.
made me horny
i’ll masturbat on her tonight
Objects in mirror larger than they appear.
Well-loved. Like or Dislike:
12 
1
You want me on top?
Jabba the Slut
I haven’t seen my bellybutton in over 2 years. That’s long enough to be declared leagally dead.
anyone remember when grimace was purple?
Just Flip Through The Folds Till You Find A Wet Spot!
But it was diet cola!!!!!
her gunt doubles as a toilet brush
And then with one fateful click of the camera Little Red Riding Hood realized she had spent the last 10 years overcompensating the trauma of being swallowed alive.
Paul Watson just got a serious erection.
Score a win for the conspiracy theorists…the Titanic never sunk after all
all that meat and NO potatoes
The Titanic wishes they had those inflatable rafts on board.
potential contestant for The Biggest Loser: XXX version.
OH MY F**KING GOD, I CAN’T STOP VOMITING TO WRITE A GOOD CAPTION!!
So THAT”S what happened to Pluto…
A former star of Fantasia emerges from her self-appointed exile.
Kramer’s oil bladder idea lives on
Kramerica’s stock prices just tripled…
STOP you guys, this girl has anorexia, she used to NEVER be able to button those buttons
playing the hole good
That bitch is one fat bitch.
Old soap dispenser to new toothbrush, “trust me, by day’s end you’ll be facing the other way too, I’ve seen…*shudders* things”
She’s just as surprised as we are that sweater doesn’t fit.
Shortly after this picture was taken the razor mercifully cut the bath sponge’s throat
Not Pictured: Rag on stick
Every time I look at this picture I thank God he invented counter tops.
She’s married? Jennifer Aniston has hope…nah, just kidding.
Mexican “I can knock those dents out for you”
Her left hemisphere caught her right hemisphere rummaging for a cookie.
She won the pants off dance off, everyone else died
Day 3,587 of my deep fry diet.
Her boyfriend tried to leave her but he couldn’t achieve escape velocity.
Photo courtesy of Google Earth ©2010
If you unfocus your eyes you can see a pirate ship on her stomach..
Has anyone seen the cat?
You would think a chick that fat would have bigger boobs
with carbon dating the cheez doodle retrived from her belly button is 22 years old
What? Am I really that big?? I thought the mirror only added like 50 lbs or something!
“never taken a shit”
“Honey! Does this cell phone make me look big?”
“It fit in the store!!”
im to sexy for my shirt