Caption Contest: Amputee Girlfriend

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30 Responses to “Caption Contest: Amputee Girlfriend”

  1. Luke says:

    I have been watching this site for a while but I have to finaly comment. This is a horrible selection. There are amputees and cripples all over the place. It is nothing to make fun of. This is a stupid selection to make. I question whether most of the things on chrudat are even real. Real or not this should not be here in my opinion. I thought Chrudat was about funny things, interesting things, and making fun of idiots. Not making fun of a girl who is missing her arms. That is just pathetic. “Amputee girlfriend.” Should she be single because she has no arms? come on guys, ther is funny and not funny. This definitely is not funny. Grow up.

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    • ChruDat says:

      Wow Luke it must be nice knowing exactly what is OK and not OK for other people to joke about.

      I get your logic, amputees can not help their situation so we should not make fun of them. But ugly people can not help being ugly, stupid people can not help being stupid, and self-righteous people (ahm Luke) can not help being self-righteous. So we should not mock any of those people as well? That wouldn’t be much fun.

      I say lighten up and this guy should fuck her twice… have sex with her then throw her ass in the ocean.

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      • Luke says:

        I, at no point said it is immoral. I simply think it is pathetic. You seem to constantly make fun of people you think are beneath you, which is fine but do you really think she is beneath you just beause she has no arms? I do not give a shit about her feeligns or others either. I simply think you look pathetic for making fun of someone for this. The name points out that she is a girlfriend… so? Is not not normal to you that an armless girl may have a boyfriend? It is completely normal to me. “Fuck her twice and through her ass into the ocean?” That is such a lame ass comment. You are not even poking fun at her arms anymore you are just sounding stupid. Do you spend your weekends getting rejected at the bar? Your attitude fits. I enjoy some of the humor on this site but your comments are lame.

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        • ChruDat says:

          You are right I apologize for offending you with my pathetic humor. I obviously have a lot of growing up to do. Hopefully one day I can also not see the humor in things.

          If you see me at the bar getting rejected come up and give me a hug, and I’ll buy you a wine spritzer. XOXO

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    • slimjohnson says:

      i think youre being a bit of a pussy. lighten up and laugh a little. people like you should have your arms chopped off. have a nice day ;)

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  2. SmokeDawg says:

    I have been watching you watch this site for a while but I have to finaly comment. This is a horrible defensive comment. There are defensive posts for amputees and cripples all over the place. It is nothing to make fun of. This is a stupid post to post. I question whether most of the posts on chrudat are even real. Real or not this should not be here in my opinion. I thought Chrudat was about funny things, interesting things, and making fun of idiots. Not defending an unknown girl who is missing her arms. That is just pathetic. “Luke” Should he be single because he has defensive posts? come on guys, ther is reacting and overreacting. This definitely is not reacting. Grow up.

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  3. Andy says:

    I lost my leg in Iraq in 2004, I make cripple jokes,I like a good laugh, even if its at my expense, If you can’t shed light on the issue, whats the point, shes posing for a picture, she clearly does not give a fuck about her arm.

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  4. Andy says:

    Luke, I’d kick you if it wasn’t for the fact I’d fall on my ass you cry baby

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    • Luke says:

      Then learn to punch?

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      • Luke says:

        There is a difference between crying and stating that some of the “humor” on this site is just pathetic.

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      • ChruDat says:

        Nice Luke you basically called me an asshole for joking about a picture of an amputee, and a few minutes later an amputee calls you a “cry baby” and you immediately make fun of his disability by telling him to “learn to punch”.

        Luke I know this is hard to hear but you really need to work on getting some self-awareness. You don’t want to go through your whole life being a hypocritical prick.

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        • Luke says:

          Actually I did not make fun of him for losign a leg. His comment was saying that the only reason he does not kick me is because he can not but if he is such a tough ass why would he not just punch me? It was a stupid attempt at a funny insult.
          I think that almost every photo you have chosen for “caption contests suck.” I usually just ignore it as soon as I see the word “Caption.” The way you talk makes you sound like a nineteen year old redneck. I am surprised you have even kept this site running.

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  5. Luke says:

    It was not even so much of a defense on her part as it was that I wanted to state it is a shitty caption contest. I have seen a lot of crappy photos on here but this one made me go “Really? Is there really nothing better to post? I have seen a lot of better photos on the internet that we could poke fun of. This is just a picture of a couple.”

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  6. george v says:

    dont know bout you all but she is fuckin hot exept for the fact that she cant grab you but she is still one hot lookin babe , i mean look at her, i still would!!!!!!!!!

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  7. SmokeDawg says:

    I dont see the point… she seems ALL RIGHT to me.

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  8. BreakAleg says:

    Babe, you are sexy and all but can we work on your handjobs they always leave me chafing!

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  9. NosE says:

    Not cool. Post something else.

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  10. Dude Manrod says:

    Nice beads, bet they cost her an arm and a leg.

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    • Luke says:

      woow. That was definitely on a motivational photo on chru dat before and it definitely sucked then too. She is missing her arms retard.

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  11. Bulgarian Bullwhip says:

    When he proposed, he had to do it with a bracelet.

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    • Luke says:

      Then where would he put the bracelet? Would it not be more likely that those beads were for that? Also if I had an armless girlfriend I would probably propose with a toe ring. Just saying.

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  12. yep says:

    damn Ive never seen so many comments on here. and luke, have you seen the retard section on this site? so making fun of retards is ok but you draw the line at ambutees? Judas Priest man he obviously has not followed this site very long. and I fucking loved the advice/blogs section btw. you should bring that back oh mighty creator of chrudat. (yes yes I know about celebjihad but it just isn’t the same)

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    • ChruDat says:

      Thanks, others have asked for me to bring back the advice section as well I’ll work on it when I finish this other project I’m working on (it is going to be like CelebJihad but Christians and politics).

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  13. John says:

    So how does she wipe her ass? Hey Luke, I think we found you a job!

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  14. Relevance says:

    Lol, Since I’ve been visiting this site, Churdat has made fun of white,black, tall, short, skinny,fat bald, hairy, babies, abortion, the holocaust, jews, christians, and just about every other sex,race,religion you could be… If he left out this picture he would be more of an ass than he is for including it.

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  15. FUCK ME DEAD says:

    Why y’all bother answering back at someone who was clearly bored and wanted to piss you off/ get a reaction?
    That idiot is so fucking lame he is even voting up or down other people’s comments…
    Long live Chru dat!
    Greetings from Spain

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  16. Sam says:

    I would deffo tap that ass she is hot

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  17. Alex says:

    Hey look ma, no arms!

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  18. captainhormone says:

    Her ” get your cock out of my ass”

    Him ” make me!”

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