Being Sick

OMG! Being sick is soooooooooo "in" right now.

Besides me, other super cool dudes are also sick as fuck. It is so happening you have no idea! Tucker Max, Lebron James, and Michael Jackson are all sick!

Michael mother fucking Jackson people! How cool is that! I mean, he is the whole reason I started molesting young boys. Well that and their silky smooth skin, and soft delicate features.

You immune system junkies are so lame. Why don't you go get another vaccine sissy boy? All of us super awesome rad narley tubular dudes are keeping it F-L-U.

posted by John 2:00AM